charlie—-sheen started following you
Er… enjoy your parties, Mr. Sheen. Would you like me to write an article on you sometime?
Sure! Why the hell not?
I’m up for some news print.

she likes to take dumps on other human beings and vice versa i hope you’re down
… No thank you.

I don’t roll that way.
GodDAYM,it’s Charlie Sheen on the scene. Did that sound good?

Who what when where.
MY FRIEND LIZ WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

That was fast.
ribbonofyellow asked: You know, there's someone I want you to meet, her name being Kazooie. She's a bird but she has spunk.
First a horse, now a bird..
Where are you meeting these things?
charlie—-sheen started following you
Hmm, no thank you, Mr. Sheen. I don’t drink spirits.
That’s a shame. But oh well.
Not everyone can be winning.

charlie—-sheen started following you
LIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Who what when where.
charlie—-sheen started following you
[ Let me just… die a little bit. ]
Hey, don’t die yet!
We haven’t had a chance to party!



