charlie—-sheen started following you

tintinreporter:

Er… enjoy your parties, Mr. Sheen. Would you like me to write an article on you sometime?

Sure! Why the hell not?

I’m up for some news print.

grimmjow:

she likes to take dumps on other human beings and vice versa i hope you’re down

… No thank you.

I don’t roll that way.

GodDAYM,it’s Charlie Sheen on the scene. Did that sound good?

grimmjow:

charlie—-sheen:

Who what when where.

MY FRIEND LIZ WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

That was fast.

asker

ribbonofyellow asked: You know, there's someone I want you to meet, her name being Kazooie. She's a bird but she has spunk.

First a horse, now a bird..

Where are you meeting these things?

charlie—-sheen started following you

tintinreporter:

Hmm, no thank you, Mr. Sheen. I don’t drink spirits.

That’s a shame. But oh well.

Not everyone can be winning.

grimmjow:

charlie—-sheen started following you

LIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Who what when where.

ragequitinvoker:

Guess wha’, pal? They’re ova’ there.

I’ll be on my way then.

Swarm to me, ladies.

charlie—-sheen started following you

tintinreporter:

[ Let me just… die a little bit. ]

Hey, don’t die yet!

We haven’t had a chance to party!